Winning

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

Juggalos of OkCupid Are Here to Win Over Your Heart (Or Your Soul) [Click for more]

Thanks to the internet, specifically Okcupid Juggalos, we now know that our true loves are out there, lurking, patiently waiting to murder us into tiny little pieces. You can’t spell true love without hatchet. Well, you can, but that’s not the point. The point is Juggalos love dead bodies and they want you to know.

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!

l3v3l-up:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

It’s magical

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

pleatedjeans:

via

Played 93,167 times

breakyourprettywings:

crowley-:

mercuriandream:

wendigos:

DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION

WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

Yes, this is actually from a real episode.

(Source: misterbilinski)

kordova:

suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

tomithejellyfish:

f-andsome:

tomithejellyfish:

omg you guys I just got this email wtf???

1. That’s Comic Sans
2. Reblogged is misspelled as rebloged
3. The Cumber Collective will not stand for this